Knight in less than shining armour seeks polish. The Pan of Hamgee has escaped from police custody in K’Barth, switched realities and saved Ruth from Lord Vernon, but now they are both on the run. To save her life, The Pan must introduce Ruth, the woman of his dreams, to the person prophesied to be the man of hers. And he knows he must do it fast – before Lord Vernon finds her. But, the gentleman in question is in hiding and no-one knows where. Only The Pan can find him, if he can bring himself to unite them.